Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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