whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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