Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize