theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
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The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
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if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.