We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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