is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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