how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
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She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
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Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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