i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize