dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
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He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
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Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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