On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
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