Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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