My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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