if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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