i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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