I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
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You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
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he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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