Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
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how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
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This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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