I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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