next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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