I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Randomize