if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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