I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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