it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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