She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
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Bisexual people are plain selfish.
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I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
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He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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