We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
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Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
i would one night stand the shit outta him
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
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Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
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