that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
