so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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