you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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