I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
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with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
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Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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