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Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.

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Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.

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(705): View more from Ontario

Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.

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(586): View more from Michigan

you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway

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(612): View more from Minnesota

all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning

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(613): View more from Ontario

WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country

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(925): View more from California

are you still alive?

(1-925): View more from California

no.

(925): View more from California

i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone

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