check it out our google latitudes are spooning
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
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Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
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I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today