im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
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