So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Four minutes until I can fart!
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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