fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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