Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
PANTIES FOUND
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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