so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
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were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
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I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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