We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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