He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
Randomize
