Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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