let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
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I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
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I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
did i just pee glitter
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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