That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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