i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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