for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
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Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
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He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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