belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
grandma shit on top of the toilet
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
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She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
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