Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
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Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
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only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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