Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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