you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
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Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
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It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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