awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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