I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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