Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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