is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
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The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
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i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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