omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
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just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
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We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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