so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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