I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
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Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
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I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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