The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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