im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
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Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
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Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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