Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
It was like getting head from an anaconda
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
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